Thursday, October 29, 2015

Wholesale Handbag Jokes

Share you with some Wholesale Handbag jokes! Enjoy!

My girlfriend said...

"Do something really really dirty to me"

so I shat in her handbag.

My girlfriend said...

"Do something really really dirty to me"

so I shat in her wholesale handbag.

Fuck me, that Usain Bolt is quick.

I couldn't even see the colour of the wholesale handbag he was running with.
 
What's worse than finding a packet of condoms in your wife's wholesale handbag?

Finding half a packet.
 
It seems you can't say anything to anybody nowadays without it being taken the wrong way. Only the other day I asked a woman on the train if it went to Cockermouth and she slapped my face. She must have misheard me.

Mind you I was wanking into her wholesale handbag at the time. 
 
 
 

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